Most of the people who take the Bible completely literally are Atheists.

Which makes sense actually…

Well this is an accurate representation of the Banjo Kazooie experience.

I haven’t been paying attention, but when did the Answer become awesome?

everybodyandtelevision:

matt smith and benedict cumberbatch are the two poles on the spectrum of english names

Good point…

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It’d take some explaining though. No one need read, I’m only documenting it for future reference.

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So when the Expendables came out it was unquestionably the greatest action movie ever, impossible to improve on right?

The sequel has Chuck Norris.

“Master, I calculate a 99% chance that the item you know is going to be in this chest is in this chest. I suggest opening the chest so that you can use the item on the puzzle in this room, which I will helpfully explain to you in detail. Toodles.”

My hatred of the new stamina bar is far far far outstripped by my hatred of Fi. 

steampunkgirls:

Montgolfieres
My newest photographic work

Model and MUA : Acid Doll
Hair : Rockyval Coiffure
Assistant, goggles, garterbelt, and chestpiece : Oil and sugar
Nylon : Cervin Arsoie
Bra model wears : What Katie Did
Concept, photo, edits and hot air balloon : Mlle Chèvre

That certainly is different. More please.

impersonatorchapel:

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hero-inpace:

It’s that time of year again when I randomly start re-watching/reading Jojo’s Bizarre adventure.

As always I expect no one to ever love it like I do, especially considering that the following is the shortest, and simplest possible plot summary:

Jotaro (in the hat) is fighting Dio (in the mullet) for reasons ignored because they are dumb, using his psychic power of crushing stuff. Unlike Professor Xavier in the x-men though, this psychic power can be seen (but not by normal people) as a giant terrifying man who can only communicate by yelling “Oraoraora” at people. Dio has a similar power, but he can also stop time for (paradoxically) five seconds. He’s also a vampire. He also gets every evil line ever said ever. His vaguely-established-but-obviously-evil plans start going awry however when it turns out Jotaro can move in the frozen time. Also, Polnareff.

That’s the not-complicated version. It’s very convoluted. And I love it despite it’s terrible voice acting and horrible soundtrack because Damn it, it’s a really cool idea, animated brilliantly and with hilariously over-the top characters— The best kind of anime.

Jeez, the Japanese dub is so much better, lol.  I don’t really care for Dio’s voice actor.  :/

>for reasons ignored because they are dumb

>for reasons ignored because they are dumb

>for reasons ignored because they are dumb

Hating on Phantom Blood and Battle Tendency makes me want to go apeshit in this joint. Kill a motherfucker.

I apologize to whoever this is; I love Phantom Blood and Battle Tendency— indeed, Battle Tendency is possibly my favourite part of Jojo’s Bizarre adventure.

Explaining them accurately is about as easy as explaining quantum theory with every other word in a different language and people tend to lose interest. It’s easier to just say: “This Guy’s trying to kill this guy. Why? Don’t ask, you could never understand.”