January 2011
44 posts
I loved Dead Space 2 from minute 1-- it went...
Guy: Oh hey Isaac, you've been in a coma since the last game.
Me: Yeah, that sounds right.
Guy: Well, since necros are coming, I'ma cut you out of this straight-jacket.
Me: Cool story bro.
--Guy Dies--
Me: Guy? GUY? COME BACK GUY! I'M STILL IN THE STRAIGHTJACKET!
--Monsters rush in--
Me: gndiepnwfiwhf!!!
It's awesome.
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King Henry V; William Shakespeare
Archbishop of Canterbury: Henry, the french ambassador is here.
Henry V: Send him in.
Ambassador: Yo Henry-- those lands in France you have a claim on through your grandfather, King Louis says to abandon them. He gives you these tennis balls as a peace offering.
Henry V: THEN I SHALL PLAY TENNIS ON EVERY COURT IN FRANCE! THE COUNTRY WILL TREMBLE BEFORE MY RACKET!
Archbishop of Canterbury: Henry, is that your plan?
Henry V: I AM KING HENRY V!
Today I saw the saddest sight it's possible to...
A Man. In skin-tight Jeans. Wearing Ugg boots.
He hurried briskly up the road, refusing to make eye-contact with anyone.
I am 20
*shudder*
Thanks to all 67 (!) people who wished me well on facebook. I will reply to y’all, I’m just wrapping my head round the sheer enormity of it all.
Cool.
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If chaucer were alive today he'd be a rapper.
Just voicing an opinion there.
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“Henceforth I ask not good fortune, I myself am good fortune”
– Walt Whitman.
All of my hate is reserved for this man. This man wrote a 52 part “epic poem” about how great he is.
It sickens me that it’s considered literature…
Urge to buy bass... growing...
There is guitar playing all over this house.
Gordon is next door learning “I believe in a thing called love”, and Glenn is downstairs learning “For Whom the Bell Tolls”.
It’s actually killing me, I want to join in! “For whom the bell tolls” was the first song I ever learned!
3 days to freedom
Assassins Creed 2 and Red Dead Redemption have been mocking me since Christmas.
If anyone wants a break from revision
Below I have a copy of my creative writing final project draft. It’s not just finished yet but I have a lot of other essays to do, I just want to know if it’s possible to follow.
It’s based loosely on a poem I did for our workshop once that people complained was too hard to follow; so (unbelievably) this is the clearer version.
If anyone has 20 minutes free to read it,...
“Harry Potter is all about confronting fears, finding inner strength, and doing...”
– Stephen King
Delhi street times #3
Glenn: I woulda liked to have pulled tonight.
Gemma: Aye, and I'd have liked fuckin' Ricky Martin to have walked in and told me he wasn't gay, BUT THIS IS REAL LIFE GLENN!
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I am taking a massive gamble...
I’m doing a creative writing piece that is, in a word trippyasfcuk.
See, it’s supposed to be a prose piece, but in a wild attempt at originality it contains nothing but dialogue.
This is dangerous, because radio-play is an option. An option I have ignored.
I have also woven in cryptic messages throughout.
Yes, I am actually worried I’m too out there.
Oh good!
I don’t have an essay due on the 17th!
Turns out I misread the thing (Again).
So it’s due on the 11th.
That means I have 2.5 essays still to do this week.
NURGH!!!
And after a hard day's work...
I have done maybe 500/2500 words of this damned late medieval essay.
I was aiming for at least 1000, but I seem to have become special needs over night and haven’t written a single coherant sentance on this page. (hence why it took so long, re-writes upon re-writes)
I may start over tomorrow, I want to do it well….
But I have to do it for 5 days time… and a second 2500 word...
I am very seriously considering:
Getting a Bass guitar
Reading these 12 books I bought from easons instead of doing my essays
Not bothering with the whole “20” thing
Watching an episode of “Batman: the animated series” instead of sleeping (even though it’s now 3am)
Drawing some Raygun Gothic instead of revising
Finding some new webcomics to get into
Pointing out this is my 666th post
None of...
