Lonely Hero

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It’s that time of year again when I randomly start re-watching/reading Jojo’s Bizarre adventure.

As always I expect no one to ever love it like I do, especially considering that the following is the shortest, and simplest possible plot summary:

Jotaro (in the hat) is fighting Dio (in the mullet) for reasons ignored because they are dumb, using his psychic power of crushing stuff. Unlike Professor Xavier in the x-men though, this psychic power can be seen (but not by normal people) as a giant terrifying man who can only communicate by yelling “Oraoraora” at people. Dio has a similar power, but he can also stop time for (paradoxically) five seconds. He’s also a vampire. He also gets every evil line ever said ever. His vaguely-established-but-obviously-evil plans start going awry however when it turns out Jotaro can move in the frozen time. Also, Polnareff.

That’s the not-complicated version. It’s very convoluted. And I love it despite it’s terrible voice acting and horrible soundtrack because Damn it, it’s a really cool idea, animated brilliantly and with hilariously over-the top characters— The best kind of anime.

Jeez, the Japanese dub is so much better, lol.  I don’t really care for Dio’s voice actor.  :/

>for reasons ignored because they are dumb

>for reasons ignored because they are dumb

>for reasons ignored because they are dumb

Hating on Phantom Blood and Battle Tendency makes me want to go apeshit in this joint. Kill a motherfucker.

I apologize to whoever this is; I love Phantom Blood and Battle Tendency— indeed, Battle Tendency is possibly my favourite part of Jojo’s Bizarre adventure.

Explaining them accurately is about as easy as explaining quantum theory with every other word in a different language and people tend to lose interest. It’s easier to just say: “This Guy’s trying to kill this guy. Why? Don’t ask, you could never understand.”